this post is everything omg
I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.
I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
i cant believe this
Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty. But I had a rough idea of what to look for.
remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking
Elsa comes out of her room after years of isolation for…ramen?